<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:googleplay="http://www.google.com/schemas/play-podcasts/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Political Orphanage]]></title><description><![CDATA[Politics minus bile plus jokes. Avowed independent and comedian Andrew Heaton interviews authors and thought leaders about policy and big thinky stuff. 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Heaton]]></itunes:author><googleplay:owner><![CDATA[mightyheaton@substack.com]]></googleplay:owner><googleplay:email><![CDATA[mightyheaton@substack.com]]></googleplay:email><googleplay:author><![CDATA[Andrew Heaton]]></googleplay:author><itunes:block><![CDATA[Yes]]></itunes:block><item><title><![CDATA[Blame Malaise on Puritans and Communists]]></title><description><![CDATA[A Lutheran Pastor's take on rising unhappiness]]></description><link>https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/blame-malaise-on-puritans-and-communists</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/blame-malaise-on-puritans-and-communists</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Heaton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 23 Apr 2026 10:01:47 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/6586b5f8-0827-4de0-8d10-196ee6914d5d_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link 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fetchpriority="high"></picture><div></div></div></a></figure></div><p>James Huenink, a Lutheran pastor in California, says that most people are practicing a religion they don&#8217;t even know, but it&#8217;s ultimately a counterproductive one that can colonize organized religion and infect Hollywood narratives alike. And it has its origins with the Puritans and then later the Communists. </p><p>It&#8217;s an interesting rebuttal to Brink Lindsey&#8230;</p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Your Friends Are Wrong About the Supreme Court]]></title><description><![CDATA[Sarah Isgur on SCOTUS]]></description><link>https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/your-friends-are-wrong-about-the</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/your-friends-are-wrong-about-the</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Heaton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 10:02:41 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/194932570/456c23c402c8f4753b9f1fd1abde78f5.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!FQbb!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fe24552f3-7710-41ad-87ae-cd5e1fb68bf5_480x480.jpeg" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div 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And there are three blocs in it, not two parties. In her new book &#8220;Last Branch Standing&#8221; Sarah Isgur demystifies the Supreme Court, gives a basic primer on everything from certiorari to judicial philosophies, and identifies the threats to the courts independence, and possible solutions.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Convince Afroman to Run for President]]></title><description><![CDATA[And I am gunning for Secretary of Agriculture.]]></description><link>https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/i-convince-afroman-to-run-for-president</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/i-convince-afroman-to-run-for-president</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Heaton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 15:00:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/KwVEac7Xwik" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="youtube2-KwVEac7Xwik" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;KwVEac7Xwik&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/KwVEac7Xwik?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><p>From Reason: </p><p>Andrew Heaton is joined by Grammy-nominated rapper Afroman, who recently turned a police raid on his home and the lawsuit that followed into an unlikely free speech victory and a new chapter in his career.  Afroman explains how officers raided his house, damaged his property, seized cash, and then sued him after he used the security footage in his music videos to mock them. He argues that the real issue was not just the raid itself, but the lack of accountability that followed, and says the verdict was a win for ordinary Americans who want the right to criticize public officials without getting dragged into court.  Heaton and Afroman also discuss a possible presidential run, smaller government, patriotism, and why his unifying message could break through in a divided country. Along the way, they talk about Flavor Flav as a possible running mate, Lemon Pound Cake, and how this viral comeback can become something even bigger than his music. Plus, Heaton asks what fans have wondered for years: Does Afroman feel pressure to always be high?</p><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">The Political Orphanage is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.</p></div><form class="subscription-widget-subscribe"><input type="email" class="email-input" name="email" placeholder="Type your email&#8230;" tabindex="-1"><input type="submit" class="button primary" value="Subscribe"><div class="fake-input-wrapper"><div class="fake-input"></div><div class="fake-button"></div></div></form></div></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Iran: Best Case, Worst Case]]></title><description><![CDATA[And the Obama Deal, the Straight of Hormuz, and Geopolitics]]></description><link>https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/iran-best-case-worst-case</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/iran-best-case-worst-case</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Heaton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 12:02:57 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/6586b5f8-0827-4de0-8d10-196ee6914d5d_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Michael Tint returns for a bonus episode to go Big Picture on Iran: given our current situation, what are the most probable good and bad case scenarios to happen?</p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[War Without Coffins]]></title><description><![CDATA[Why Iran is (Hopefully!) Different This Time]]></description><link>https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/war-without-coffins</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/war-without-coffins</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Heaton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 15 Apr 2026 02:29:18 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/194254837/1a82768cd77eaafba5bbe1740cb4df83.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Why now? Why did the United States go to war with Iran this year, as opposed to last year, or ten years ago? </p><p>Michael Tint is a data scientist and aerospace expert, and is here to talk about the Iran War&#8211;and why it&#8217;s a different sort of conflict.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Cities I've Lived in, Understood as Failed Romantic Relationships]]></title><description><![CDATA[Plus Free Speech, Separation of Church and State, and Blind Spots]]></description><link>https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/cities-ive-lived-in-understood-as</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/cities-ive-lived-in-understood-as</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Heaton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 10:01:12 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/6586b5f8-0827-4de0-8d10-196ee6914d5d_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s an AMA bonus episode! Grabbing some questions from the previous prompt. In this episode we cover: </p><p>1) What blindspots am I worried about?</p><p>2) Is the Separation of Church and State real, or a judicial fantasy?</p><p>3) Understanding the cities I&#8217;ve lived in as women I&#8217;ve broken up with</p><p>4) What issues am I most scared to be wrong about?</p><p>5) (For Wallace) Why squi&#8230;</p>
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He is the author of over twenty books on high-conflict behavior and how to manage it, but we will be discussing the most pertinent of these works, &#8220;Why We Elect Narcissists and Sociopaths and How We Can Stop.&#8221;</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Interview with the Mega Warden]]></title><description><![CDATA[The Guy who Runs the Prison]]></description><link>https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/interview-with-the-mega-warden</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/interview-with-the-mega-warden</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Heaton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2026 13:34:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/192277070/50dcbb04a5004bd56206b6b08f4c99bf.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" 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How&#8217;s trade work? Where do people get the ink for prison tattoos? If someone sees you cry in the slammer, do you get beaten up? If they beat you up, can you whittle your toothbrush down and shank &#8216;em later? 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How do you maintain relationships in general? In this episode, Part III of Prison Week, we head to the Maine Correctional Center&#8217;s Women Prison to interview a resident.</p>
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   ]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Maine is Smarter Than Your State about Prison]]></title><description><![CDATA[And probably spending less money]]></description><link>https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/maine-is-smarter-than-your-state</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/maine-is-smarter-than-your-state</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Heaton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 10:03:01 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/191944034/24376c12ab129682228c1a9779ebf91f.mp3" length="0" type="audio/mpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="captioned-image-container"><figure><a class="image-link image2 is-viewable-img" target="_blank" href="https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!iT7V!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F0d7770a5-4e6b-4221-8986-241dcd947e6b_3000x3000.png" data-component-name="Image2ToDOM"><div 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The "Maine Model" is focused on rehabilitation and trying to get residents prepped for life on the outside. 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About life in prison in general, and the &#8220;Maine Model,&#8221; focused on rehabilitation specifically.</p><p>Part I of &#8220;Prison Week&#8221;</p><p>SUPPORT THE SHOW!</p><p><a href="https://www.patreon.com/andrewheaton">www.Patreon.com/andrewheaton</a></p><p>www.thepoliticalorphanage.com</p>
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He is the author of &#8220;The Permanent Problem: The Uncertain Transition from Mass Plenty to Mass Flourishing.&#8221; You can find it at <a href="http://mightyheaton.com/featured">mightyheaton.com/featured</a></p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Bonus: Heaton Gets Sucked into the Jury Duty Scam]]></title><description><![CDATA[And also the guy who sold the Eiffel Tower]]></description><link>https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/bonus-heaton-gets-sucked-into-the</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/bonus-heaton-gets-sucked-into-the</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Heaton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 12 Mar 2026 20:23:27 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/6586b5f8-0827-4de0-8d10-196ee6914d5d_3000x3000.png" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The backstory to this week&#8217;s main episode with Brian Brushwood! In which, your intrepid host gets partially duped, for about thirty minutes, before being minimally duped for another thirty minutes, before finally pissing off the con men enough they hung up. The &#8220;you failed to turn up to your jury duty summons&#8221; scam!</p><p>And, as a special encore scam presenta&#8230;</p>
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The FBI flew him to Quantico to brief agents on how scams work, and he&#8217;s become a popular speaker and consultant for large corporations on how to shield against sophisticated scams. The host of &#8220;World&#8217;s Greatest Con&#8221; joins to advise Heaton on how not to get screwed.</p>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Is It War? (The Gameshow) ]]></title><description><![CDATA[America's longest, deadliest gameshow]]></description><link>https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/is-it-war-the-gameshow</link><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/p/is-it-war-the-gameshow</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Andrew Heaton]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2026 16:54:36 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://substackcdn.com/image/youtube/w_728,c_limit/g1z_xtOmgek" length="0" type="image/jpeg"/><content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Following on the heels of my much wordier &#8220;Undeclared War&#8221; episode, here&#8217;s a funnier version.</p><div id="youtube2-g1z_xtOmgek" class="youtube-wrap" data-attrs="{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;g1z_xtOmgek&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}" data-component-name="Youtube2ToDOM"><div class="youtube-inner"><iframe src="https://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/g1z_xtOmgek?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0" frameborder="0" loading="lazy" gesture="media" allow="autoplay; fullscreen" allowautoplay="true" allowfullscreen="true" width="728" height="409"></iframe></div></div><div class="subscription-widget-wrap-editor" data-attrs="{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https://www.thepoliticalorphanage.com/subscribe?&quot;,&quot;text&quot;:&quot;Subscribe&quot;,&quot;language&quot;:&quot;en&quot;}" data-component-name="SubscribeWidgetToDOM"><div class="subscription-widget show-subscribe"><div class="preamble"><p class="cta-caption">The Political Orphanage is a reader-supported publication. 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That disagreement culminated in Tim accusing me of treasonous behavior, and pushing an economic agenda motivated by selfishness. Then, afterwards, we talked about Star Trek. </p><p>In this bonus episode I take you behind the curtain to what it&#8217;s like go&#8230;</p>
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