Bonus: There's a Nasty Relationship We Need to Break Up

Monday was Presidents Day, so Heaton takes the opportunity to explain what obscure Taiwanese gods have to do with fundamental human nature, and make the case for creating a (toothless) American monarchy. (Correction: the "Apotheosis of Washington" mentioned in this episode does not depict George in a toga. That's a similarly-themed statue. But the senti…