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Money is Speech: Citizens United
Why Corporations Get Political Speech
Oct 27 • Andrew Heaton
1:40:40
Corporations Meet God
Do for-profit companies get religious protections?
Oct 24 • Andrew Heaton
1:08:39
Why Corporations Are People
And why it’s a good thing
Oct 22 • Andrew Heaton
1:04:32
Bonus: Swedish Opposition Burgers
And government-run strip clubs
Oct 20 • Andrew Heaton
35:18
How Immigration Broke German Politics
And why America is better at integration than Europe
Oct 17 • Andrew Heaton
1:15:05
Bonus: Topics I Don't Want to Do
Israel, Gaza, and Transgender Issues
Oct 9 • Andrew Heaton
45:32
Europe is Freeloading on American Healthcare
And the Case Against Normal American Health Insurance
Oct 8 • Andrew Heaton
1:04:43
The Spear Industrial Complex
Latest sketch from Reason TV
Oct 5 • Andrew Heaton
Nixon Explains the Lesbian Mask Bar Controversy
New Segment: “What Fresh Hell is This? With Richard Nixon”
Oct 2 • Andrew Heaton
17:01
The Man Who Killed Antitrust
Why We Stopped Breaking Up Big Companies
Oct 1 • Andrew Heaton
1:25:10

September 2026

Mammoths and Neanderthals
The ethics of bringing back extinct species
Sep 24 • Andrew Heaton and Josh Jennings
1:36:41
Why Childcare Will Always Be Expensive
Alex Mayyasi from NPR’s Planet Money teaches me about cartels and cost disease
Sep 23 • Andrew Heaton and Alex Mayyasi
1:02:50
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