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Hahaha! Warrant? What Warrant?!
How Government and Tech Bypass the Constitution
13 hrs ago • Andrew Heaton
1:05:32
Blame Malaise on Puritans and Communists
A Lutheran Pastor's take on rising unhappiness
Apr 23 • Andrew Heaton
1:08:03
Your Friends Are Wrong About the Supreme Court
Sarah Isgur on SCOTUS
Apr 22 • Andrew Heaton
1:13:03
I Convince Afroman to Run for President
And I am gunning for Secretary of Agriculture.
Apr 21 • Andrew Heaton
Iran: Best Case, Worst Case
And the Obama Deal, the Straight of Hormuz, and Geopolitics
Apr 15 • Andrew Heaton
44:55
War Without Coffins
Why Iran is (Hopefully!) Different This Time
Apr 15 • Andrew Heaton
44:54
Cities I've Lived in, Understood as Failed Romantic Relationships
Plus Free Speech, Separation of Church and State, and Blind Spots
Apr 10 • Andrew Heaton
1:02:08
The Travails of Afroman and Lindy West (WSPN)
And the downside to college going practical
Apr 9 • Andrew Heaton
1:12:54
Latest at Reason: Heaton Fixes Manufacturing
We Never Quit Making Stuff. Free Trade is good.
Apr 3 • Andrew Heaton
Let's (Kinda) Argue About the Death Penalty
Plus what Locke and Kante thought about killing people
Apr 2 • Andrew Heaton and Josh Jennings
54:21
How to Deal with Political Lizard People
Why Sociopaths Like Politics
Apr 1 • Andrew Heaton
1:29:59

March 2026

Interview with the Mega Warden
The Guy who Runs the Prison
Mar 27 • Andrew Heaton
1:09:44
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