Sitemap - 2025 - The Political Orphanage
Is Everyone Disabled Now? (WSPN)
Heaton and Monkey: Yuletide Spysolvers
Did Feminizing Institutions Create Wokeness?
Jason Pargin on Internet Addiction and Algorithmic Horror
Bonus Advice: Where To Buy Suits
The Secret Map of Supreme Court Justices
Schizophrenia and Involuntary Commitment
Freddie deBoer: What It’s Like to Have a Mental Breakdown
The Would-Be King of the Indians
“The Walking Dead” and Pagan Values
"Shutdown: the Musical" is now a video on YouTube
Trump Is Not A Socialist: My Latest Funny Reason Video
I'm Not Giving Money to Oxfam Anytime Soon
Where Do Microstates Come From?
Build a Better Orphanage Survey
DC Meetup this Saturday with Justin Robert Young
How to Start Your Own Country: No Man’s Land
America’s Two Angry Dads: Jefferson and Hamilton
I Explain Comedy Under Duress to a Canadian Professor
The Ethics of Performing for Dictators
From Branding to the Electric Chair
The Fight Over Gay Characters in Public Schools
My Attorney Advises Me on the Insanity Plea
Rogue Judges and Birthright Citizenship
What It's Like to be An Addict
Katie Herzog Gives Me Advice On My Drinking Problem
Daryl Davis Attends Klan Rallies (Rebroadcast)
"Eddington" and Political Horror Films
Why Europe is Poorer than America
I Drink Scotch and Ramble About When I Worked for Congress
Let's Get Drunk and Talk About Property Rights
Charlie Kirk and the Heinous "Other"
What Europe's Pretend Kings and Royals Are Up To
What Happens When the Ayatollah Falls?
Christina, Lesbian King of Sweden
Sweden Tried Socialism So You Don’t Have To
Bonus: Norway's Big Bucket of Oil Money
Reindeer Economics & Castration Technique
What the Hell Is Finland Smiling About?
I Talk With A Secret Service Agent
To Make a Terrifying Spoiler Candidate
Greg Lukianoff is Worried About Free Speech
Governor George Nigh's Last Interview
But Gene Epstein Hates the Fed
What the Hell Does the Federal Reserve Do?
Heaton in Scandinavia - Meetup & Questions
Cures for Gerrymandering Witchery
How to Become Rich Serving in Congress
Conspiracy Theories That Actually Happened
The Two Times We Invaded Canada
I Have Decided to Invade Substack
Why It’s Hard to Make New States
Populist Hillbillies vs. Fake Lordlings
Bonus: Second Thoughts on Ranked Choice Voting
Government Grocery Stores and Free Bussing! (WSPN)
Bonus: Texas Is Beating New York at Housing
Bonus: The "Sponsor Your Own Immigrant" Plan
Churchill, Non-Proliferation, and Iranian Nuclear Ambitions
Assassins Part IV: McKinley Dies and the Empire is Born (Bonus)
Assassins Part III: An Anarchist Murders McKinley
Assassins Part II: A Loser Kills Garfield
Assassins Part I: Shooting Andrew Jackson
Bonus: How Other Countries Do Housing
How Godzilla Beat the Housing Crisis
Bonus: The Great Depression Created Pet Culture and Mini Golf
This Book Will Upset Your Textbook
Bonus: Arguing with Heaton about Licenses
Bonus: When Is Political Violence Justified?
Why You Need a License for Everything
BONUS: Ask Heaton Anything, May
A.I. Will Be Even More Awesome Than You Thought
Bonus: Conservative and Liberal Popes
Bonus: Alien Life and Butterball Politics
Faster, Cheaper, Better Government: Derek Thompson on “Abundance”
Bonus: Dire Wolves and Eugenics Ethics
Trump, Napoleon III, and the Global Economic Order
BONUS RANT: America Shoots Itself in the Crotch With a Trade War Gun
Cory Doctorow on the Evils of Copyright Law
Bonus: If Higher Ed Taught How to Be an Adult
Near Death Experiences, with Sebastian Junger
Bonus: "Fix the System or Burn it Down?" asks Arnold Kling
Bonus: I Argue with a Leftist in the Woods
I Talk to a DEI Consultant about DEI
Bonus: Why College Students Change Their Minds
Your Kids and The Department of Education
Bonus: Conspiracy Theories about Golf and Nukes
Jeff Maurer: Revenge of the Low-Flow Toilets
Bonus: Christian Rejoinder to Rauch
Jonathan Rauch: Christianity Dropped the Ball on Democracy
Bonus: The Future of Porn [Explicit]
Bonus: Ethics For Jokes But Also Children Drowning in a Lake
Bonus: The Pig Who Wants to be Eaten
Trump's Whack-A-Mole with Federal Employees
Bonus: Heaton is Drinking Again
How Billionaires Think About Philanthropy
We'll Watch Your Dog While You're in Rehab
A Theme Park for Kids with Disabilities (And Everyone)
The Pragmatist's Guide to Politics